Storylines (Don't Read Unless You Want to Get Bored)

I haven't updated this in some time now, so here I am, with some time on my hands. Well, as you can tell, our style of art is a bit- strange. We're barely starting out on this whole thing, and, me being the creative visual direction in our two-man team, whipped up a few character designs. People sometimes come up to me and ask me "Where are the pupils?" and I just respond "How the heck did you get into my house?" All hilarity aside, however, I don't quite remembered where I borrowed the style from, but kudos to everyone out there who has influenced my art.

Well, this post is about storylines. If you haven't noticed, the first posted webcomics have tags under "Alternate Storyline." This is because there are two storylines to our comic. There is a main storyline (the one we're attempting to start already) and an alternate storyline. The main storyline accurately chronicles the lives our the main characters (whom you'll hear more about in the near future), while the alternate storyline tells of our (the authors) own experiences and such. In other words, the Main storyline and the Alternate storyline are completely parallel to each other, albeit intersecting every now and then (for example, our caricatures meet up with the characters of our main storyline). There is also a Random/Filler Storyline, and that's basically when we want to get out of the medium and spice things up a bit, obviously non-canonical.

So, yeah, just wanted to point that out. Felt like that was important to some extent. Otherwise ignore this post. But if you did read, congratulations, you're that much more knowledgeable now.

Sincerely,
Josh Arias
Co-Illustrator/Writer

"I Named This Comic Based on a Coin Toss."

Our second comic is up today! Man are we moving fast! Hopefully by sometime next next year, we have a fan base! By the way, a little FYI, my hand-drawn caricature is Josh (the spiky-haired one) and Ryan's is the little emo 12-year Indonesian woman (just kidding, he's actually a dude). This is basically what we deem funny. Pathetic, isn't it? We're thinking of having our comic updated weekly. We're not sure on what specific date, but keep visiting for details. We're leaning on either Tuesday or Thursday, but that's all I'm saying.

Sincerely,
Josh Arias
Co-Illustrator/Writer

"We Should Make a Webcomic."

Well, this is our first comic. For future posts, "No, but Seriously" acts as the beginning "prefix", if you will, to the name of each comic we do. For instance, this comic's full name is "No, But Seriously, We Should Make a Webcomic." We will reveal more facts about the webcomic as the days progress. In the meantime, enjoy our first comic.

Sincerely,
Josh Arias
Co-Illustrator/Writer

No, But Seriously, Welcome.

Hello fellow friends, webcomic-ers, bloggers, bipeds, and other forms of life with the ability to read! Welcome to our Official Unofficial "No, But Seriously" Webcomic/News/Blog Site! Until we get enough income to actually support an actual internet home domain, this will be the tentative site to No, But Seriously - A Webcomic.

We're not giving out any information due to it being finals week over here in the quaint village of *bleep* but we will provide with more info- and actual comics- in the coming weeks. So tell your friends and family members, and get ready to get your colons blown out your aft end (Not really).

Our next comic post should be in about a few days or so, so sit back and enjoy your view outside (with your computer on and refreshing every five minutes or so) and take a few breathing exercises before you experience "No, But Seriously." Our two-man team is composed of some of the best authors and illustrators (and musicians) this side of the Westerm Hemisphere. Oh yeah, and hopefully, one of you guys can like us enough to make a Wikipedia page on us. But, we're hoping you do it anyway, even if we do crash and burn miserably.

Sincerely,
Josh Arias
Co-Illustrator/Writer