"How I Met Your Grandmother"

Yeah...here's the thing...I can't promise we aren't gonna have random hiatuses every now and then. And now that school's back in tomorrow, well, let's just say this site's gonna suffer a bit. But again, we will try to keep moving on. Ain't no stoppin' us now. We have a reserve accumulated from our work over the summer, but its running low, so we're just gonna have to move faster. Well, here's this week's newest comic anyway. Sorry for all the inconvienences.

"Oh, Gramps!"

I am terribly sorry that I did not manage to post this one yesterday. Things came up, and I was out of my house for the whole day. And since only one guys has all the postable comics (me) I couldn't reach my house in time to post one. Anyways, here's another comic for youse. Its based on a true story.

"Guitar Song 4 You."

Love ya guys! Here's a special treat for the 4th of July. had this baby lying around so I might as well post it up! I should always do holiday posts like this one...

"Be the Bigger Person."

Yeah. I got this idea, watching George Lopez one night. Stupid? Yes. Funny? You decide. By the way, happy 1st of July everyone. We'll leak out another comic for the fourth of July, so be there.

Happy reading,
Josh

"Water Faeries Suck."

Thursday again! I love Thursday, cause then I get to upload a brand, spanking new comic! We're all nice an caught up for a few weeks now, but we can do oh so much better. Let the comic-making begin! Btw, I got a 1920 on my SAT. Ryan got an 1830. Yay us!

Hooray for Clay Part One (The Prequel)

Another video I made with my friend Juan Guevara. Its the unofficial official prequel to our last video. ENJOY

Bio Project

Watch now.

"Arachnophobia."

I am extremely terrified of spiders, and this all started as a poem for English class in 10th grade. And now look what its turned into. It was the most I had ever rhymed in one sitting. And so, enjoy.

"I Left the Keys Inside."

Another comic for you all. We've been hard at work producing new comics. Man, I never knew it'd be so tough! But, that's life. If you want to succeed, ya gotta give your all. Our next comic will be posted next Thursday. I posted it today cause a certain someone banned me from the computer on that day.

"You Need To Know This."

Great news guys! I've been really working, and I think I can keep up a solid comic post for weeks straight. I am very happy. This comic detracts a bit from our previous ones. See we have this monotone Calculus teacher...

"I Found the Cure"

(Part 2 of 4 in the Escape Hell Saga)


This isn't really the mood I had in mind for this particular comic, but it turned out that way. Why? I have no idea. Is it funny? No, not really. But the next ones are probably funnier.

After a billion-year long hiatus, we've finally produced another badly drawn comic. But hey, we're not to blame for all the stuff going on in school. Heck, we're bombarded with work 24/7! So, we it leave to you, our faithful fans, to periodically check our website for new updates. I sure wish I could do a new comic every Wednesday, but the laborers are few, and the harvest bountiful. (That's Biblical) In any case, enjoy our latest comic. Thanks for all the putting up with. Hopefully, we'll have a new one by next year. Kidding.

If all else fails, we're adding a very favorite friend of ours who is also in the comic-making business and wants to share our quote/unquote "Glory."

In other words, we're thinking about having guest artists showcase their funnies on our site. So brighter days will come- eventually.

Sincerely,
Josh Arias
Co-Illustrator/Writer

"Its As Funny As Hell."

(Part 1 of 4 in the Escape Hell Saga)


So this is our first main storyline comic. Yes, it is long. But funny, I guess. A little more FYI, the girl's name is "Name Please." Her parents abandoned her as a kid, and she was raised by elephants. During her elementary school, the teacher kept asking her for her name. Then she started repeating it over and over. And that became her name. RC's the stickperson (RC is for "Recurring Character") and Dude is the guy who kinda looks like a clown. He's the more lighter and happy-go-luckier of the two friends. Everyone hates Name, however, and throughout the series, she's just a big bowl a failure. Don't ask me why.

So have a read.

Sincerely,
Josh Arias
Co-Illustrator/Writer

Storylines (Don't Read Unless You Want to Get Bored)

I haven't updated this in some time now, so here I am, with some time on my hands. Well, as you can tell, our style of art is a bit- strange. We're barely starting out on this whole thing, and, me being the creative visual direction in our two-man team, whipped up a few character designs. People sometimes come up to me and ask me "Where are the pupils?" and I just respond "How the heck did you get into my house?" All hilarity aside, however, I don't quite remembered where I borrowed the style from, but kudos to everyone out there who has influenced my art.

Well, this post is about storylines. If you haven't noticed, the first posted webcomics have tags under "Alternate Storyline." This is because there are two storylines to our comic. There is a main storyline (the one we're attempting to start already) and an alternate storyline. The main storyline accurately chronicles the lives our the main characters (whom you'll hear more about in the near future), while the alternate storyline tells of our (the authors) own experiences and such. In other words, the Main storyline and the Alternate storyline are completely parallel to each other, albeit intersecting every now and then (for example, our caricatures meet up with the characters of our main storyline). There is also a Random/Filler Storyline, and that's basically when we want to get out of the medium and spice things up a bit, obviously non-canonical.

So, yeah, just wanted to point that out. Felt like that was important to some extent. Otherwise ignore this post. But if you did read, congratulations, you're that much more knowledgeable now.

Sincerely,
Josh Arias
Co-Illustrator/Writer

"I Named This Comic Based on a Coin Toss."

Our second comic is up today! Man are we moving fast! Hopefully by sometime next next year, we have a fan base! By the way, a little FYI, my hand-drawn caricature is Josh (the spiky-haired one) and Ryan's is the little emo 12-year Indonesian woman (just kidding, he's actually a dude). This is basically what we deem funny. Pathetic, isn't it? We're thinking of having our comic updated weekly. We're not sure on what specific date, but keep visiting for details. We're leaning on either Tuesday or Thursday, but that's all I'm saying.

Sincerely,
Josh Arias
Co-Illustrator/Writer

"We Should Make a Webcomic."

Well, this is our first comic. For future posts, "No, but Seriously" acts as the beginning "prefix", if you will, to the name of each comic we do. For instance, this comic's full name is "No, But Seriously, We Should Make a Webcomic." We will reveal more facts about the webcomic as the days progress. In the meantime, enjoy our first comic.

Sincerely,
Josh Arias
Co-Illustrator/Writer

No, But Seriously, Welcome.

Hello fellow friends, webcomic-ers, bloggers, bipeds, and other forms of life with the ability to read! Welcome to our Official Unofficial "No, But Seriously" Webcomic/News/Blog Site! Until we get enough income to actually support an actual internet home domain, this will be the tentative site to No, But Seriously - A Webcomic.

We're not giving out any information due to it being finals week over here in the quaint village of *bleep* but we will provide with more info- and actual comics- in the coming weeks. So tell your friends and family members, and get ready to get your colons blown out your aft end (Not really).

Our next comic post should be in about a few days or so, so sit back and enjoy your view outside (with your computer on and refreshing every five minutes or so) and take a few breathing exercises before you experience "No, But Seriously." Our two-man team is composed of some of the best authors and illustrators (and musicians) this side of the Westerm Hemisphere. Oh yeah, and hopefully, one of you guys can like us enough to make a Wikipedia page on us. But, we're hoping you do it anyway, even if we do crash and burn miserably.

Sincerely,
Josh Arias
Co-Illustrator/Writer